Wednesday, December 22, 2010

The NYT Is A Seriously Ridiculous Publication With Over-Indulged Employees



But I still love it.

“Cats actually have good body proportions for clothing, and they’re adorably photogenic."


Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Update From The Torture Tower

Some notes:
- The Lakers are everyone's favorite team
- David Duchovony is somewhat of a company-wide hero
- People are still upset about the demise of Tavern on the Green

Monday, December 13, 2010

2010 Just Won't Quit

So at this point I feel like someone has been playing a bad joke on me in regard to 2010.  There are only two and a half weeks left and trials and tribulations just keep coming.  2011 - you couldnt arrive sooner, dark days in the meantime.

The newest load of bullshit in my life is my third roommate (who I've only seen twice in four months) just gave her notice.  This means that when we fill her room, it will be the THIRD person to live there in ONE YEAR.  This background information is important.

NEW YORK FRIENDS- I need a new (girl) roommate.  Someone who is the following:

1. Not an alcoholic that will try to burn down my apartment
2. Not someone who will allow their foreign boyfriend to stay in her room for three months without paying rent
3. Not a total weirdo that will sleep at the house three times in four months and have loud pornographic sex when she does decide to drop by
4. Clean - this doesnt just mean tidy, this means someone who will take initiative when necessary, ie, bigger jobs
5. Not a recluse
6. Some who will have a SHRED of interest in the apartment, my roommate and myself

BASICALLY SOMEONE NORMAL.

If you know someone who fits this bill and is in need of a home by February 1st, please contact me with their information.  I really want to find someone who will be an active member of my household and not some freak who is going to pass through and weird me out in the night. 

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Back To Work Tomorrow

Thank you, Little Hobbies, for getting me through a tough time.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Please Read

 This amazing Zombie article in the NYT:

“Every zombie war is a war of attrition. It’s always a numbers game. And it’s more repetitive than complex. In other words, zombie killing is philosophically similar to reading and deleting 400 work e-mails on a Monday morning or filling out paperwork that only generates more paperwork, or following Twitter gossip out of obligation, or performing tedious tasks in which the only true risk is being consumed by the avalanche. The principle downside to any zombie attack is that the zombies will never stop coming; the principle downside to life is that you will be never be finished with whatever it is you do.”

My new office job is so close I can taste it.........

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Up Up Up!!!

new camera + new desk job = MORE BLOG POSTS!!!