No! These are not shots from the December issue of Martha Stewart magazine! What you are feasting your eyes upon are homemade crafts from the inaugural crafts night at 918 Lorimer St. The unique, and obviously inventive projects included but were not limited to: orange clove natural air fresheners, clothes pin Rudolfs, glitter greetings cards and cotton ball snowmen. Plannie made one of her famous apple pies and I burned a spice cake. Even Brian joined in the festivities, making a little green and red chain out of construction paper and we let him hang it on the tree!
The night was filled with cheer and laughs but came to a screeching halt when we were thrown out of a gay office party underneath the JMZ for indulging a little too heavily in the cheese plate and warmed spinach dip.
Something to remember: this crew rolls deep and loves a good holiday party. If you've got a fruit cake and a batch of spiked egg nog, lock your door. Mac may bring his own forties, but he also comes equipped with one of the emptiest stomachs in East Williamsburg and he will prey upon your holiday spread.
2 comments:
do you just stick the cloves in the orange? I'm making one.
"Krausey, there's a fucking cheese plate over there. A CHEESE PLATE! Right behind those two guys making out. No, the other two guys making out."
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