More Treasures From The Old Woman's Bedroom

I saw her once in the back yard, smoking a cigar with a siamese cat coiled in her lap like sleeping snake.

For The Record, It Was a White Christmas

Marry us?


God. If you like this art, and want to see more of it, it is on file at the Diamond Bar under "completely out of their minds."

I Want a Car

Santa: The Dirtiest of Dirty Old Men

The following two items were inside Dan Machin's stocking on Christmas morning.


I guess its better than tampons and tube socks.

Hey Boyfriend!

I'm bored at work.

Ball: I dropped it

YESTERDAY was Ryan's Birthday, the big 3-0!!!!!! I know youre worrying that you missed the celebration, but you didnt! Tonight he is celebrating with a K-town Karaoke sing-along. If its anything like last K-town bday, someone's gonna need stitches...

Ei - Ei - O (sp?)

This weekend we stayed at Dan Machian's farm. It is on the north fork of Long Island right on the cusp of wine country (which we visited and subsequently pillaged). Though it was frigid (think harvesting potatoes in Russia for vodka), the animals were out in full force, anxious to feed and nuzzle our icy little mits.


The duck was clearly in charge. Turkeys are idiots.

A baby pig's nose is like a velvet curtain at the opera.

Egg wash. literally.


There was compost: outdoors and indoors.


This male was put in the pen to "fertilize," if you know what I mean.

Rabbit was for dinner. Prepared of course by the galloping gourment, Anne Daly, who courageously removed its heart prior to prepping.

And then proudly photographed...

If you are interested in Dan Machian's farm, or the produce/succulent meats it produces, visit it's booth at the McCarren Park Famer's Market, Saturdays dawn - 1pm. Thats right, you have to get up BEFORE 1PM to make it! Farmer's Markets are not for the weak or the lazy!

Kangaroos

Per Pam's request - "Captured: A Night of Jumping." *

*needed: wide angled lens

Blast from the Past

At a recent show, between sets, Mac spotted an abandon exercise bike alone in one of the Glassland's corners.  Suddenly, he was back on the bike and it was like 2005!  My mouth watered for a gin and tonic....

Step Into My Office

Kea: "You didn't do my work while I was gone???"

Coworker: "Fuck you."*

*actual conversation

Who Else Thinks This Guy Shouldn't Leave????

Come on!!!

It's: a little late for this.....

Christmas was enjoyable, except for the fact that I am the worst Scrabble player in my family and we were on an island with only one board game (pls see above photo). Had it been Apples to Apples, something tells me things would have been a little bit different....

The Captain has Turned Off the Fasten Seatbelt Sign

John Voves isnt the only tail watcher.

Planimation

Cats out of the bag: this is what we do when we're home alone.

Pro Tour

A couple that golfs together, stays together!!! Fore!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Pottery Barn couch: $700. North Face outerwear: $150. Budweiser Forty: $2. Falling asleep with your jacket on and a forty clutched tightly in your hand for an hour: PRICELESS.

Savory Treat!

Feast your eyes on this piping pot pie! Those who dared to sample my first attempt at a chicken pot pie on Friday night were handsomely rewarded with a taste bud orgasm! I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me; Plannie, for the extra set of hands and the vast knowledge of biscuit textures and Timmy for making an exception to his illness (vegetarianism) to try a bite!!

Seattle! Its time for your head shot!

Take my breath away!!!!