Old Teeth/New Teeth

I'm getting new teeth tomorrow at a marked down price.  I like sale prices, but draw the line on discounts when it comes to food, animals and prosthetics.  Cross your fingers that I don't come back with a vampire implant.

Rethinking

Looking for a little room in the budget to get a set of these:

Accessorizing in the summer can be really horrible.  Its hot and things are swollen.  Often times getting ready, I look over at my dish of rings with scorn knowing that rather than beautifying a finger, they constrict each digit like the casing to its sausage.  If I do wear rings or bracelets out, there is no telling where they might end up.  If I had a dollar for every time I've been out and have removed a piece of jewelry because it was feeling too tight, I would literally have enough money to take us all to St. Tropez.

So! Instead, this summer I'm toying with the idea of banishing rings, bracelets and necklaces from my wardrobe and instead just getting a set of really blinging nails.  With these decorating my paws, I could leave the house in a burlap sack and still feel like J.Lo circa 2000.  That's a BFD. 

Guitar Herro

This was a long time ago - but Forbes finally won air guitar! So yah, we're all pretty proud over here.  West Coast - come visit for nationals?!?!

1998!!!

Things these all have in common:
- Use of dated terms of endearment such as "Boo" and "Shorty" (still some of my favs)
- Nose rings and pixie cuts
- Spring colors and jewel tones
- Raising the roof!!!

All these songs remind me of waiting for Ben Vaagen to pick me up in his Honda and drive me to school. He had crazy air freshener technology in his car - like one of those little fans that you attach to your vent and it blows out berry scent. It used to get in my eyes and I would always look high by the time I got to first period. Not even GAP scents could mask the berry smell that would attach itself to my clothing. Ben was also the only gay guy at our school and so our morning rides were usually a hybrid of bitching and dancing. He had a studded tongue ring from Hot Topic and would give me free bagels at the school store when I was broke.

Grease Lightening!

Internet Discovery

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things

Taking Suggestions For New Party Tricks

Ladies Weekend! Take Two!

En Route to the Club using the camera timer on the subway platform. Our gang invented signs.

This picture giving anyone else tattoo ideas?????

Confessing secret crushes...I also think Liz admitted to liking ham that night.

Honorary Lady, Alexa, steaming up the dance floor. She's such a bitch! She needs to WAX!!

Liz downloaded "Ladies Night" as her ring tone, thanks for footing that bill Liz's Dad!

Ladies compete to show-off their womanhood in the same way men compete to show off their manhood. Seeeeee?

No WAY! This picture EXISTS?!?!?

Does Stevie Nicks put on shorts in the morning and hit the stairmaster?

Aside from the fact that Fleetwood Mac played for nearly two hours last night and had grown men crying, other highlights included Tim's pre-occupation with 'vamps' (his term for middle-aged female FM fans), 8 dollar beers and lots and LOTS of scarf dancing.

RedRum

The Future Faces Of Pantene Pro-V

I abandoned my hand model hopes the day I broke my middle finger in my friend's astro van in high school...but something tells me "hair model" is still attainable.

Ball: I dropped it

YESTERDAY was Ryan's Birthday, the big 3-0!!!!!! I know youre worrying that you missed the celebration, but you didnt! Tonight he is celebrating with a K-town Karaoke sing-along. If its anything like last K-town bday, someone's gonna need stitches...

Step Into My Office

Kea: "You didn't do my work while I was gone???"

Coworker: "Fuck you."*

*actual conversation

Casting Call

This is the picture we are going to attach to our cover letter for our Amazing Race application. Plannie and Krausey will be the best thing to happen to CBS ratings. "Krausey, the map is the other way around! NO! Not that way! THAT way!" Applications, including letters of recommendation are due February 18th. Better start making those calls!