The Biggest Losers

Check out the motley crew that assembled for the Belmont Stakes this year.  VIPs.  Couldn't think of a better crew - spirits were high, everyone was eager to gamble and no one actually knew what they were doing.  On the car ride to the race track we research how to bet on horse racing.  I feel like everyone was acting like they understood  it, but I'm guessing no one actually did based on the day's results.  Pictured from left to right - Chris, Brian, Tim, Paul, Jordan.

Our driver was great.  Paul latched on to him quickly and got his card.  When the stakes were over, Paul called him and he came and got us.  He seemed to like us but in hindsight I'm positive he thought he was driving a bunch of frivolous retards to a meaningless event.

 RACE FACE!

 Tim considering his options. 

Studying the guide, which was a text book of confusing symbols and numbers.  I trusted they knew what was up and at one point Paul, Jordan and I all bet on the same horses in a trifecta and lost 100 dollars between the three of us. 

 It was really rainy and Paul complained the entire time.  Paul, Deanna is a saint.

This orange lady was smoking a baby cigar and drinking bottled water.  I bet she drove her trailer up from Florida for this event.  Class Act.

I thought this was a joke, but when I got home I googled Jockies and its basically the most dangerous profession in the world.  

 I was sitting on this bench too and was extremely ill.   I couldn't stop coughing and was fighting multiple infections with anti-biotics (thanks restaurant work!) and at one point I slumped over and put my head between my legs.  Some stupid blond girls who were probably there looking for husbands passed by and saw me and laughed, 'LOOK HOW DRUNK THAT GIRL IS!!!!'  When you are twenty five, married with a toddler on your hip and one in the oven living in Gainsville, the joke will be on you, assholes! 

Honestly, this guy.  The day was NOT a success.  It rained and no one won money.  The drinks were extremely expensive and we ate raw chicken tenders, but Jordan shined like a little star through all the madness.  Jordan, I will go anywhere with you, whenever you want.  What a champ!

Right Brain

I Will Give Anyone My Winning Scratch Tickets Who Can Guess Whats Going On Here

Mac Off Round 2: Push Up Contest

Seriously, this needs to stop happening at bars. Particularly The Woods. Ask yourselves: Do we really want that rep?

Stop Watch? Theres an app for that!

Another Good Mac victory! The score is 2 - 0. Come on, Bad Mac!!!! Lets do this!

Hey Sports Fans

McGaff had us over for a Pats Pizza Party last night. Rumors of stadium seating drew me in but I was disappointed to find the same old layout. Stadium seating fail. JK. Mgcaff decorated by laying out all his Pats wear...I put one on and immediately felt like a dirty cheater.

These people look calm now, but just wait until next Sunday when the Seahawks beat them so bad they're gonna want to call it a season.

Seriously priceless. Who isn't happy on football Sundays?!?!!?!? Answer: Forbes. Its hard when you have no choice but to love a team determined to lose. At least you still have Bone Thugs and Lebron.

Oh MAN.....but in the end: Defeat. Sorry McGaff, but thanks for the memories!

Mac Off 09: Lets Make Some Bets!

Last night was Jas's Birthday, but it was also round one of the Mac-Off prelims and correspondents from several blogs were there to capture the action.

The competition was crushing a beer. Lets just say, we didn't think Good Mac had a "chance in hell" to beat Bad Mac at one of his favorite past times. At first, it appeared as if we were all right, but in the final sips, Good Mac came back from behind with a move Bad Mac deemed "The Squeeze" and clenched round one of the title.

I have a feeling Good Mac is one of those people with a million hidden talents - but only time and the roller blading competition will tell!

Time to pick your race horse and make some wagers!

Not Dead!

I lost my camera on Saturday night in an unfortunate accident involving Gatorade, so the only marathon pics I have are from my mom's camera (Which she gave to me! Thanks Mom!)

This is right after the race, see! Not Dead! However, this picture is somewhat of a lie, because I felt like I was being tortured on mushrooms.

Inspiration Medley!

This is a big weekend for everyone, so I thought I would post some inspirational pictures.

Ladies Weekend! Take Two!

En Route to the Club using the camera timer on the subway platform. Our gang invented signs.

This picture giving anyone else tattoo ideas?????

Confessing secret crushes...I also think Liz admitted to liking ham that night.

Honorary Lady, Alexa, steaming up the dance floor. She's such a bitch! She needs to WAX!!

Liz downloaded "Ladies Night" as her ring tone, thanks for footing that bill Liz's Dad!

Ladies compete to show-off their womanhood in the same way men compete to show off their manhood. Seeeeee?

No WAY! This picture EXISTS?!?!?

In This Economy?!?!?

HAHAHA just kidding I don't get that joke.

Day At The Races

This Is My Trivia Team

Jon Ton and Byron. Jon Ton has Asperger's and Byron has some crazy high school debate team credentials.

Julian acutally doesn't really help or try, but occasionally he will win a shot question. Usually he just watches America's Funniest Home Videos playing on the tv behind the bar. Remeber that show?! Its still on...

This is Laura, recent college grad and Iphone owner which is the best tool for trivia night.

MVP. Obvs.