Did Someone Say Rehab??

Summer Gag Reel!!!

Ladies Weekend! Take Two!

En Route to the Club using the camera timer on the subway platform. Our gang invented signs.

This picture giving anyone else tattoo ideas?????

Confessing secret crushes...I also think Liz admitted to liking ham that night.

Honorary Lady, Alexa, steaming up the dance floor. She's such a bitch! She needs to WAX!!

Liz downloaded "Ladies Night" as her ring tone, thanks for footing that bill Liz's Dad!

Ladies compete to show-off their womanhood in the same way men compete to show off their manhood. Seeeeee?

No WAY! This picture EXISTS?!?!?

Mother Ship

This used to be my playground

Too many parties.

Decisions Decisions!

Daily Mensa G-Chat With Mac and Kea

me: dr. glovinsky
whats your middle name?
Mac: you dont know?
me: mmmmm
mac donald glovinsky
?
Mac: what?
really?
you know this....
me: I KNOW
but i forgot
i know its something idfferent
Mac: oh krause
kea marie krause?
Mac: your meddle name is marie right?
me: no
Mac: middle
me: shut up
Mac: meddle
oh, wait, its a weird one right?
me: i sense you are effing with me
and i do not like
me: so whats the name, the middle name?
Mac: youre initials are knk right?
kmk
me: why are you doing this to me!? just tell me!
Mac: hahaha
me: is your middle name a sherpa name?
Mac: mac alexander glovinsky
me: MAG
Mac: yup
me: huh
Mac: huh what?
me: i dont thitnk i did know that
Mac: you did
whats yours?
me: mcnally
Mac: AAAH, right
me: ha
my everything is chapped
Mac: im outta here

Smart Shoppers?

HMMMMM, Curious: A Couple Things

1. Has any one else noticed the karaoke trash dude has gotten a little "close" to us recently?

2. I cant help but notice a pattern in the dance moves being performed here.

Call To Action: Help Me Boycott the Dunkin Donuts in Sunnyside Queens

This business discriminates against cats! We must band together and take our iced coffee money elsewhere!

Halloween was two weeks long this year

The pictures keep getting worse and worse. By the time halloween was over, I had lost my wallet, all major credit cards, my wig and most of my friends. Grandpa had hypnotized Emily and she was running around the south side smashing pumpkins. Maggie had disappeared and was not returning phone calls. Plannie was gone too. Mac was trying to eat at PFC, but did not have enough pocket change. Instead of helping, Other Anne made fun of his destitution and left him there hungry. Brian peeled off and was marked MIA around 10 pm. Grandma was gone too.

Things need to change round here, but I dont see when and I dont see how.

Do you have any snacks? Let me a have a sip of that

One time Thomas and I got rained in at 918 Lorimer Street. We hung out in the same room with out talking for three hours. Finally he asked to borrow my umbrella and took off. I am still missing my umbrella. Its red and if you see at Thomas's, please promptly return it to 918 Lorimer Street.

Blind Item

Last night at a bar I met a musican named _______, who was requesting that the DJ play her music. She was like, "do you have any ______? Oh! Thats MY band!" As her own voice played through the speakers, she lectured anyone who would listen about HER lyrical masterpieces. Then she told me I looked like Courtney Thorne Smith. Go back to Williamsburg where you belong. Wait. We're IN Williamsburg.