Out Of Office Assistant

I am currently out of the office and will return May 3rd. Please contact Tim Traynor with any emergencies. Thx.

Sixty Degrees out and I got a FEVER

I miss Elimidate. In the pre-DVR era, I used to cancel plans so as not to miss it. I've been feeling nostalgic this week, so I've been watching clips. They had a celeb has-been week during which former teen stars like Leif Garrett found love with other Olds.

Today I found this clip of the "Bipolar Rolla" who wears a Versace blouse and uses Paul Mitchell hair products.

For Jeff

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Last Blingee. I promise.

Its A Family Affair

Cleaning Tim's car took the help of all the Traynor's. At one point he found a pair of girl's socks in the trunk that weren't mine and he was like, "HEY KEA! I found your socks!" The vein in my forehead started to throb but then his mom mumbled, "Couldve been a lot worse" and I calmed down a bit.

A Zebra and Its STripes

It must be really disappointing when you get a car like this to stand out and then take one wrong turn and bam! youre among the peons.

Meet Me On The Edge Of Tonight

Workout played again with a certain "intensity."

Everyone was there, except for the wizard suit which was replaced with a modest flannel. YAWN.

Oh! Look who took a break in their busy boner schedules to join us!

Approved.



Waiiiiiiiit a second, is it 2005? And where is Schwany's flacid pizza?


The best part of the night was when we all wanted shots, but didn't want to go to the ATM so Liz reached inside her huge vagina, where the account balance is never zero, and pulled out fifty bucks!


The next day I woke up with all my clothes on, covered in string cheese wrappers. I don't like it...I LOVE it!

Sunday Anxiety: Special Easter Edition

There were a lot of social obligations this Sunday that, upon waking up, felt too overwhelming so instead I hid out at airplane beach and watched this guy look for gold watches with his metal detector.

Please keep any autism comments you may have to yourself.

Its Music Video Good Friday!!!

Anyone can make a toddler dance. Right? Wrong.

Yall are famous now and too busy for a reunion tour I guess. But hey, when youre done with all the boring shit, why not? Just for kicks? Just cause I said so?

Wanna Change My Clothes My Hair My Face

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If anyone who reads this has an extra $120 lying around, I could really use a new pair of these heavenly clouds.

RIP Yahmon

The other day I went over to the Lost compound and the fish tank was empty.

Have We Ever Talked About This Guy?

Its Music Video Friday!!!

Stop this midtown I want to get off!!!!

Madonna is the cure-all.

Office Crime Spree

A lot of the time I wonder why I bring my camera to work. Nothing really here to photograph other than some cords and screens. But today produced a miracle when someone grew tired of the Food Bandit and decided to take some serious action. I guess I'm actually tempted to see whats in the bag. A couple days ago I heard this woman whining about the Food Bandit and said the way to really get him (or her) would be to make pot brownies and leave them in the fridge as bait. I dont know, I guess I feel like if thats whats in the bag, the Food Bandit wouldnt really think of it as a poisoning....

Taking It To The Parks

Nothing like a cold one at the Washington Square dog park in 50 degree weather. Heating it up!

Bar With A Weird Vibe