Monday, June 29, 2009

Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls (because youll sit in traffic for 4 hours and then it will rain when you get there)


We went to the Delaware Water Gap on Saturday for a swimming hole adventure. A couple of wrong turns landed us in some ridic traffic. As dj, it was hard to find a station that wasn't playing Michael Jackson. I wanted to keep everyone calm, so we settled on 96.1 - contemporary country. A song about giving someone the right directions really stung.

Washing the sins away and the barbecue sauce off.



The sky darkened as we approached and when we got there, cloud cover was dense and the rain began to fall. By the time we got to the swimming hole, it was coming down like a shower with great water pressure and the "swimming hole" was more of a "hellish eddy." Pam and Tim dipped and both reported extremely cold temperatures. The day was very Lewis and Clark Fall Break - remember those weird four days in October we got off for no particular reason?

Friday, June 26, 2009

Happy Birthday Emily!!!

Edoggs Bday
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Oh snap! Is that MJ dancing in the corner?!?!?

Its Music Video Friday!!!



What a week in news!!! I'm tired.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Permission To Print This Out And Hang Above Your Bed Granted

Charleston: Too Small To Be Its Own Country, Too Big To Be A Mental Institution

Charleston, South Carolina is really, really old. It kind of looks like a town from the North Shore of Boston that has been shipped to the South and painted turquoise. The burg is big on a number of things, to name a few: Eating, history and frogs. Seriously, there was a frog in every window. Tim's parents had no explanation.

Some facts for you to take home tonight: The Civil War started at Fort Sumter which is a man-made island in Charleston Harbor. The Union actually won the Battle of Fort Sumter, but we all know they lost the war. You know the feeling. Also, the first successful submarine attack in history went down in the same Harbor. The H.L. Hunley belonged to the Confederate - can you believe they even had a submarine back then?!?! I mean, wasn't that before things like sunblock and airplanes??? New biggest fear of all time: Submarines.


C-town is haunted and lots of former high school football stars make a living on giving "haunted tours" of the city. There was this one plaque outside a house that said if you came by at night, you could see the ghost of a white man shooting the ghost of an Indian in the third story window. This was a Unitarian cemetery and strangely, most of the people buried there were born and died in Gloucester, Ma (Perfect Storm). Tim's dad made some comment about the people being "ripe" by the time they got to Charleston and Tim's mom got mad at him and then apologized to me.


Along with the colonial charm was also the small town delight that comes with any hamlet that had a boom in the mid-1900's. On King's street there were several retro businesses and store fronts such as this theater. It felt like we were on the set of the movie My Girl but when we walked past the American Apparel that was so neon it was probably visable from outer space, that was all ruined.

Where I might retire?

Tim's parents lived on Kiawah Island, which is actually 45 minutes outside of Charleston and not an island. There were a lot of critters there including gators which were in abundance and proved to be the ultimate golf course obstacle. I went running one morning and what I thought was the biggest iguana I had ever seen was actually a gator out for some sun. Shiver. When I had to run past it I did the weirdest jog/walk where I tried to take really smooth strides (no sudden movements) while getting the hell out of there at the same time. Picture the grace of a speed skater in running shoes and two sports bras.


Look at this though?!?! You can't get these vistas in Nyc. Not even from some one's roof top BBQ in Brooklyn.


Oh yeah, and to add to all the mystic wonder, South Carolina's governor went missing while we were there. His wife wasn't concerned and mentioned he needed time off from the kids which is particularly un-southern on Father's Day weekend. Anyway, they found him hiking old Appalachia so the anarchy only lasted six days.

Ryan _______________

You've Reached The Voice Mailbox of Cubical Zombie. I Am Either On The Phone Or Away From My Desk.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Like A Brown Stallion Smelling Sweeter Than A Plate Of Yams With Extra Syrup



I try so hard to stay out of the sun or use protection if I'm in the sun. Not this year. This year I want to look like Eva Mendes.

Its Music Video Friday!!!


Big night.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

This Is My Trivia Team

Jon Ton and Byron. Jon Ton has Asperger's and Byron has some crazy high school debate team credentials.

Julian acutally doesn't really help or try, but occasionally he will win a shot question. Usually he just watches America's Funniest Home Videos playing on the tv behind the bar. Remeber that show?! Its still on...

This is Laura, recent college grad and Iphone owner which is the best tool for trivia night.

MVP. Obvs.

We're Breaking Hearts All The Time


Workout show on Friday.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Couples Gone Wild Vol. 4

Couples Gone Wild Vol. 3

Cowboy Take Me Away

Its Monday, my phone died, I ate leftover Indian food for breakfast and I had to wear my bathing suit to work.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Just Google Imaged "Space Propaganda"


FRIDAY!!!!

Its Music Video Friday!!!


I feel like I can't go fifty feet without hearing a Kobe V. Lebron debate. At the oatmeal bar at Delmonico just now, one guy argued that Lebron just didn't have the same sort of heart as Kobe and that was keeping him from being the one with the most.

Ryan McGaffigan (follow him on Twitter!) would say that's debatable. Last night he told me that when Lebron was on the Redeem Team with Kobe, he witnessed what it took to be the magic that is Kobe Bryant - all the situps, the push-ups, the free throws, etc - AND HE WENT HOME TO CLEVELAND AND DID KOBE'S ROUTINE TEN TIMES HARDER AND MORE BADASS. Ergo Lebron is hot, Kobe is not.

I think the jury is still out on this one, and I bet it will continue until the Lakers have swept the Magic and we will have no choice but to stop talking NBA and focus our energies on football season. I carry a torch for all things Cleveland because thats where my favorite band comes from, if you can call Bone Thugs In Harmony a band. Also, I don't want Forbes to beat me up, been there done that. So Lebron is better than Kobe.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

I Can Dream About You

Next Tattoo?

Take A Good Look Because You Wont Be Seeing This For A While

Liz is going to England tomorrow, so none of us will be getting any blow jobs for the next two weeks.