Sunday, January 31, 2010

Renee Zalles, I Miss The Mew Out Of You.

I do this really selfish thing where I picture all the scenarios in which I could get Renee to drop her life in San Fran to move here to be with me. Renee! Lets start a cat farm upstate!!!!

Friday, January 29, 2010

Its Music Video Friday!!!

Music Video Friday has gotten really weird because for some strange reason I can no longer embed youtube videos on my PC at work and because this is where I do all my creative thinking, things (this blog) suffer.

But I am determined to fix this problem! Click HERE for MVF!!!! Now its like a scavenger hunt! Metamorphosis!

John, I've been listening to songs that make me think of hot weather to combat my SAD. That and looking at pics of Greg Oden's you know what. Cha cha cha!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Car and Driver Warranty


WEEKENDS!

Its Music Video Friday!!!


Its no Avatar, but I feel like Jack would like this song and music video.

Book Idea

I want to Make a Coffee Table book that juxtaposes people's headshots with their work computer passwords. Like, head shot on one page, password on the other page.

For example, if Jim Morrison (He is kind of a bad example because it would just be average people, but you get the idea) was an office assistant:





PeyoteChildren1

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Jack Pot

I've been reading my 6th grade journal - this is a Mother's Day poem I wrote for my mom, its called "May":

I said I would pick fresh flowers
For my mom in the garden
But I forgot

I also wrote a poem called "Raspberries" that was a little erotic for a sixth grader and definitely too erotic for this blog.

Sincerity

Little Bean

Marrakesh Express


Mac is going to Morocco tomorrow for TWO WEEKS. Bye Mac!

Lets Give These Two Some Privacy Shall We?

Ok, so what would the Iphone be without Gmaps? It would be an Ipod and without the Ipod it would still be a computer. But will it love you in sweat pants and give you advice about boys?

Friday, January 15, 2010

If You Haven't Already - Donate Some $$ To Haiti

Red Cross is a good place to start. There is a minimum donation of $10.00 - but that isnt that much considering...

An easy way to help too, is texting “Haiti” to 90999 and a $10 donation will be given to the Red Cross. The 10 bucks will be indicated on your cellphone bill for the month. Ta-Da!
Also - I think its interesting that our response to Haiti was faster than Bush's response to Katrina, blah blah blah, I know not that interesting...but kinda?

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Its Music Video Friday!!!!


YES!

Its funny, Taylor Dayne is responsible for A TON of music we recognize from the eighties. So when I started to fan club-out on her, I feared her years of inactivity meant she was dead. Naturally a wiki search proved otherwise...Thanks Jimmy Kimmel:

Shorty's Like A Melody In My Head That I cant Get Out

Friday, January 8, 2010

Certainty

Fun Fact: While you were busy as children collecting baseball cards signed by Ken Griffey Jr, I was hording away Elvis trading cards in a Lisa Frank pencil box. My parents thought it was really weird and it make me self-conscious. Looking back, it was just par for the only-child course, but I used to rapidly transfer my fixations and I fell in love with Elvis while I was hot off an emotional affair with Luke Skywalker (I can't believe I'm writing this, there must have been something in that salad). This was a relief because two crushes before that, I was in love with Robin Hood...THE FOX.

Today in the Huffington Post was a little segment containing a quiver of Elvis snaps from 1956 when he was 21. I think my 8-year-old head would've exploded. The name of the above picture is called Certainty.

Its getting hot in here.

I Will Give Anyone My Winning Scratch Tickets Who Can Guess Whats Going On Here

Snow Day


Last minute Christmas shopping + a foot of snow = Cranky babies

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Grease Lightening!

Hostage Situation

Family Portrait


Family portrait on a timer. Cousin hides behind Christmas Tree.

Year Of The TIGER (already a good sign)

If you think about it, the only people who ask you about resolutions are the ones that don't make them. So as you list yours (a tender, vulnerable moment) they eagerly sit there, eyes wide, mouth agape, and listen to you spill and then when you ask them, they say they don't make resolutions - its kinda like an anorexic watching you eat a hamburger.

Is refusing to be resolute a form of spiritual starvation? Or are these people just not thinking constructively because they killed too many braincells during the Holiday Party gauntlet? People I am talking about, you know who you are. Lets get cracking and make some lists to share!

Okay! So here are mine. Aside from the implied resolutions of each passing year, I would like to do the following in 2010:

1. Stop watching Internet television...UNLESS, I am with someone else
2. Transitional Bathroom/Meth room overhaul
3. and lastly! I had a college bonanza back in Seattle when I had to do some storage unit cleaning and I found my clunky, old film camera! Here is the real kicker...THERE IS FILM IN IT! probably from 2004 or even earlier!!!! talk about time capsule (or ticking time bomb?). So I would like to give the non-digi world another spin. Broves - any suggestions?