Vacation With My Mom And My Boyfriend

 Chris and I went to Bermuda with my mom.  We left from Newark (mistake) but got there earlier enough to indulge in my favorite, Terminal Food.  I would have lunch once a week at an airport if I could.

 Everything in Bermuda is brightly colored.  This is a storage unit.  What a beaut!

 Chris says this picture is proof that my mom and I look alike, but I think the jury is still out.  Pretty sure I was switched at the hospital.

 This little guy hung out in the bathroom of my mom's place on this fake rose.  At first I thought the lizard was fake too until it blinked at me.   Lizards are like the mice of Bermuda, but to me it was a stamp of authenticity that I was somewhere tropical.

 Bermuda's existence is kind of a miracle.  It was created by an underwater volcano that bubbled and bubbled until lava created formations on the water's surface.  From my understanding basically all these different phenomenons had to happen in order for this to occur AND it just happened to bubble up in the Gulf Stream.  So here is this tropical paradise, with zero natural resources and tons of ship wrecks just an hour off the coast of South Carolina.  Its pretty cool to think about.  It has the second biggest ocean research institute in the world, which makes sense.  Being a tourist in Bermuda made me want to reconsider my entire career.

 You cant rent cars in Bermuda, so we took the public buses everywhere which was extremely annoying.  Hands down the worst public transportation I've ever been on.  Bermuda is the size of Manhattan, but it takes well over an hour to get from one end to the other.  Boo Bermuda on that one.

 See?!? Shipwrecks!

 This is the world's smallest draw bridge.

 This is just to display the differences between myself and my mom.  We were hiking the abandon railroad tracks and she wore Serengetti safari gear, complete with a holster for her camera while I tried not to wear any clothes at all in order to get some color.  We all have a little tanorexia.

 Bermuda is filled with a bunch of old British people.  This is one of their buses from the motherland.

 Chris and Darby, two peas in a pod!

 This was called Tobacco Bay and Chris and swam here every afternoon - it was locals beach and we definitely didnt fit in, but it was nice to take a dip every day after a long bus ride.

 I didn't expect her to be there!

 No matter where you go, you will never escape cat people.

 TOURISM AT ITS FINEST!

Thanks Bermuda!