Lets Get Middle Aged Together!

You Are The One For Me

I Wanna Get To Know Ya

Wishing the blog played music hard today....Have some ideas for songs to accompany these (hot) action shots.

Couples Gone Wild Vol. 9

Certainty

Fun Fact: While you were busy as children collecting baseball cards signed by Ken Griffey Jr, I was hording away Elvis trading cards in a Lisa Frank pencil box. My parents thought it was really weird and it make me self-conscious. Looking back, it was just par for the only-child course, but I used to rapidly transfer my fixations and I fell in love with Elvis while I was hot off an emotional affair with Luke Skywalker (I can't believe I'm writing this, there must have been something in that salad). This was a relief because two crushes before that, I was in love with Robin Hood...THE FOX.

Today in the Huffington Post was a little segment containing a quiver of Elvis snaps from 1956 when he was 21. I think my 8-year-old head would've exploded. The name of the above picture is called Certainty.

Its getting hot in here.

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Take A Good Look Because You Wont Be Seeing This For A While

Liz is going to England tomorrow, so none of us will be getting any blow jobs for the next two weeks.

Running Out Of Things To Talk About

So here are some more from the Broves wedding:
That dress was sure hard to get on. Lots of little clasps and patience.

Only mild anxiety and it was mostly about being late.

After the parents left, I got a little "creative" with the coyote sculpture.


John's dad showing Ann who's got the right stuff.

Some Snuggle Suggestions

Snuggle 69.
Snuggle orgy.

Daylight savings is this week people. Wrap up your hibernating.

Snow Day Part 1: Some Amish Highlights

We went to an all you can eat buffet. They call it a "smorgasbord" in Amish country. Sorry Mom!



If you're wondering why Tim looks so proud in this picture, its because he had just thrown a ton of snow at me.


The lady in the middle is who I'm going to be for Halloween this year.


This soup had everything Amish country had to offer in it: fresh veggies, homemade sausage, cream straight from the udder and tranquility.

This Is Why I Didn't Catch The Bouquet

I am only so athletic.

This Weekend Was The Broves Wedding

Pace's mom gave me an Andy Warhol finger puppet that was too small for my finger.


This is when Pace told John's grandma about strippers tying him up at his bachelor party. I think she liked being at the kids table.


Bridal Luncheon. Pass the salad and Chardonnay!


I ate Pho while Pace got her hair done. Pho was the only lunch option because it was directly across the street and I didn't want to ditch the bride on a snack mission. It tasted 'a little too healthy.' Pace's mom, Diana took control while I dwelled over wasted snack money.



When we got home, John was already dressed like a pro and making a playlist.



Broves family prepares to unite.



Gold dust woman.

There is something very Amish about this picture, no?




I think my birthday party is going to be wedding themed.

Amish Country: VERY friendly people (horny sorority girls)

Tim sharing the bond of dance with a minor.

Tim Communes With "Other" Cats

Baby "Bebens" Masa responds positively to swarthy visitor.