Photo-shopped!

These pictures were digitally altered with white russians and tequila.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSANNNNNNE!!!!!

This pic is weird. Its extremely unflattering and Roseanne looks like a ghost face killer, but I was going through my files and its the ONLY PICTURE I have of Rosie. So, we are going to have to have a photo shoot.

HMMMMM, Curious: A Couple Things

1. Has any one else noticed the karaoke trash dude has gotten a little "close" to us recently?

2. I cant help but notice a pattern in the dance moves being performed here.

Paint Application Artwork Compilation

bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.boferrd.dlfougfd.shoiursdlg.adrhaeoiud.adsoufdafdsa.

Timmy Woods

A good approach that I haven't really given much consideration is always acting retired.

Lesson: Always Check The Tag of a Cleveland Brown's Jersey To Make Sure its Really Yours

And then if its not yours, return it in a timely fashion to the venue's lost and found box.

Its Music Video Friday!!!

Here is my theory about this music video. Queen was sitting around a table and was like, everyone gets to add a concept to this video. So Freddie was like, I want to have us be bored housewives in drag. So they all wrote it down. And then Brian May was like, I'm thinking something choreographed, something with cow leotards. and everyone LOVED that idea but then Roger Taylor interjected and was like, lets make sure to include a TRUST fall in the choreography and a cult in the end. And so, a music video was created by the finest set of musicians this girl has ever seen.

Negative Nancy

Per his previous comments:

"Whats up with this wack ass blog. BORING."

and

"that guy sucks"

Call To Action: Help Me Boycott the Dunkin Donuts in Sunnyside Queens

This business discriminates against cats! We must band together and take our iced coffee money elsewhere!

Couples Gone Wild Vol.1

Karaoke: A New Sobriety Test?

How many of you know every lyric to Benny and the Jets? How many of you are willing to try?

Doesn't It Seem Like Everyone Is On A Budget These Days?

The Secret Ingredient is......

Mac makes this special lemonade that is a dangerous syrum. When I drink it, I tend to get super hero powers. Other people are not so lucky.

My New Office

You Ever Wonder Where People Go When They Say They Are Going To Work?

Like when your roommate leaves for 8 HOURS a day and then returns and its like nothing has changed except for the fact that they've just spent a majority of their day at their mystery job? And you try to picture where they sit and what they have on the walls but you can't because you can only picture them at the bar. Then you start to imagine them making lunch choices at generic midtown cafes and making small talk with coworkers and you realize your "friend" is a "virtual stranger."

Its Music Video Friday!!!

This is Michael McDonald "I can't forget." You may recognize the music as it was sampled by Warren G in his song "Regulate." We all knew MM was sensi, but this depiction of lonliness is exceptional.

Sorry I have been MIA, but being the new kid on the block at work has been making it hard for me to pet a cat...next week maybe. hopefully.